Horoscope

I just discovered the web page for the Onion's horoscope.

My favorite is the horoscope for Aries. Too bad I missed being Aries by a day.

Whitewash Defined

Definitions of whitewash on the Web: (see "Audit III")

• cover up a misdemeanor, fault, or error; "Let's not whitewash the crimes of Stalin"; "She tried to gloss over her mistakes"
• a defeat in which the losing person or team fails to score
• cover with whitewash; "whitewash walls"
• wash consisting of lime and size in water; used for whitening walls and other surfaces
• exonerate by means of a perfunctory investigation or through biased presentation of data
• a specious or deceptive clearing that attempts to gloss over failings and defects
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