Man With A Beard And Glasses

Have you heard the one about the stranger who came to the Town of Oriental looking for advice? He was looking for a particular sage experienced in boating. He came to the Bean to inquire of the regulars. "Joe?" The regular asked, just to pin the questioner down. "No problem. He's the old guy with glasses and a beard."

The stranger soon found out the description matches half the male population of Oriental.

Now suppose you are looking for an economist. Here's the account of that search.